The Postcards for Mom Pranksters

Mom's mother, Meemaw and sister, Ruby left today to spend a week in Arkansas visiting Mom's grandmother, who they all call Aunt Ruby. So, mention some Ozark fun if you get the chance! Tell her you saw them somewhere.

Mom really likes shoes. If you've got anything with shoes on it I'm sure she'd love it.

As for getting me off the hook for being behind this -- help me convince Mom I don't know what's really going on here. I need some ideas. Here's where we are, and the ideas I have so far.

The Facts:
(1) I had to apply for the P.O. Box in my own name (heck! I needed 2 photo ID's!) Mom asked the folks at the Post Office who applied for the box and THEY TOLD HER!
Soooo..... She knows I got the box. Help me come up with a good story for WHY I got the box.

(2) I sent Mom the Barenaked Ladies CD to the P.O. BOX and stupid Barnes and Noble put my return address on it so she knows it's from me. Help me explain why I sent it!

(3) Mom sent a letter to me with the P.O. Box as the return address and told me it was for Martha and would I be a dear and forward it (I'll try to get it scanned this weekend :)) I want to call her and ask her about the letter -- but I need to feign confusion about why I got it. I'm going to ask her who told her to send it to me! I also need you guys to write some weird letters to me and post them here on the site so I can pretend I'm getting weird letters too that I don't know where they're from. Then I can grill her about why I'm getting these letters. (Of course, if Mom was as diabolical as Will she would put my return address on the letters she writes back to you guys and then I really would get goofy letters -- but that's another prank.)

(4) Also, I sent Mom some stamps and stationary to the P.O. Box. I'm thinking I could just deny this and ask her how the the heck people got my address to fake that! What do you think? I just figured if she was writing y'all back she would need some more supplies. Plus, who can resist sending their Mom 60 Kwanzaa stamps?

OK -- Thanks for the help. The more ideas the merrier!