The Postcards for Mom Pranksters

C'mon people!!!!!
Lets bid on this. You all wanted to prank your own moms, now's your chance! Pay her back for all the stuff she wouldn't let you do when you were a kid. You know, like jumping off the garage roof with a cape and an umbrella so you could be like SuperDoof, what a bummer. The time she stopped you from leaping the storm drain with a home made ramp and your new BMX bike like Evil Kinucklehead, that really bites. And you ladies, she wouldn't let you out of the house just because you were dressed like a bimbo. What a drag. Wouldn't let you wear a bra until you had something to put in it! oh the injustice.
All she did was spend the first eighteen years of your life making you do awful stuff like eating your veggies, not running with scissors, doing your homework, and worst of all being polite. I tell you it's time for payback!!!Just think you could of been an out of control barbarian now(or dead) if wasn't for MOM........

She deserves this. So bid! Let her know all her good deeds will not go unpunished!!!!

Jim, Mom's husband who had to tote all that mail into the house and listen to incessant giggling.