The Postcards for Mom Pranksters

Mom called my office yesterday and I was not here. One of My Airmen answered the phone and said to call my mother. Mom has never called my office. So with this in mind I called her right back to see what was so urgent. The urgency of the message was that she wants me to bring my chainsaw up to cut some stumps for her. I talked to her later in the day yesterday and she said that she spent all morning painting the stumps she wants cut red. Who paints tree stumps red? I think she is actually loosing it. Will and I will add to her delusions this weekend. You are going to be around right Will?