The Postcards for Mom Pranksters

I'll try not to post too many messages at once, but they are coming in quite often now. I save the funny/educational ones and try to post them here. Enjoy.

Jasmine suggest we send Mom a recipe for a Scripture Cake

Amy says: The hottie married your for your sense of humor. I wish I had thought of this first. I am sending my mom incotinency advertisements in the mail today. For her 50th birthday I had 50 pink flamingos delivered to her front lawn. She tormented me for 18 years...and I love her - so what does she expect? I am sending your mom a recipe on my company's letterhead.

Renee in Tucson asks: Perhaps your mom would enjoy some Mexican kitsch?
I dunno... what's that?

Greg in Vienna, Austria writes: Please do not sell me e-mail address to the enlargement boys. Fun idea, as I have too much time on my hands, your Mom will receive my Schnitzel recipe, in German of course. If I'm feeling generous, I may throw in a few other meal ideas from the Austrian 'Give your self a heart attack now!' cookbook.

And finally Amber in Philly sums it all up: I wish I was as crazy as you